Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Offline (the 03/11/2014 at 5:31pm) | Search for a member
This member hasn't filled in the description.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML
Friday 17 April 2015