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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2230
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About tarabelle : Heyy(: I'm Lindsey and I'm 18 years old.I'm a swimmer and I'm pretty laid back and if you wanna know more, just message me!

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tarabelle's favorite FMLs

Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML

#19357062
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25194) - you deserved it (4301)

On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a very young age, or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds, taught by your crush. FML

#19350578
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24827) - you deserved it (5867)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by stupdude3 (man) - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

#19155355
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10375) - you deserved it (27597)

On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10955) - you deserved it (39376)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, we had our whole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML

#19144680
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22116) - you deserved it (3090)

On 02/23/2012 at 7:11am - work - by photofaint - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

#19113107
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30090) - you deserved it (2669)

On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

#19106281
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26046) - you deserved it (1662)

On 02/18/2012 at 9:20am - health - by AnastasiyaNicholas - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

#18968105
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35025) - you deserved it (3233)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

#18560105
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28480) - you deserved it (3044)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48594) - you deserved it (7728)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45543) - you deserved it (4291)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15079) - you deserved it (52621)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML

#18239107
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18245) - you deserved it (20126)

On 11/13/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML

#17757615
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31078) - you deserved it (2892)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:26pm - money - by Username - United States

Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

#17757588
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25916) - you deserved it (1706)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Help - Australia (Victoria)



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