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taraaa
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 March 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 37516
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About taraaa : blek, 19 blah blah educated uh calgary & soon to be paramedic =)

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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