About tannerianian : Hey I'm tanner! I love meeting new people. I scream/sing in a techno/electronic band and play ukulele guitar and keyboard as well as DJ and make dubstep. I love body mods my ears are an inch and I have my nose pierced and an industrial I plan to get more.
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by Kevin / 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm / France / Miscellaneous
by OH COME ON / 12/29/2011 at 10:48am / United States (New York) / Health
by Girl-of-very-little-brain / 12/29/2011 at 7:01am / Canada / Health
Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
by Grossed Out / 12/29/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Snurkles McGree / 12/29/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by ericane27 / 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ;)loganberry(; / 12/27/2011 at 12:58pm / United States (Montana) / Intimacy
by gtfoocd / 12/27/2011 at 10:20am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by ikungfuyou / 12/27/2011 at 2:11am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 2:28am / United States (Florida) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/24/2011 at 1:06am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML
by arrowtopatella / 12/24/2011 at 12:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm / Australia / Health
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…