About tannerianian : Hey I'm tanner! I love meeting new people. I scream/sing in a techno/electronic band and play ukulele guitar and keyboard as well as DJ and make dubstep. I love body mods my ears are an inch and I have my nose pierced and an industrial I plan to get more.
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by caught / 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by bellaskyeb / 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 7:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
by VerbalDiarrhea / 01/08/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
by lorahayes / 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:40am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by GingerJ / 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
by mjbx / 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Love
by nickthetank / 12/31/2011 at 4:21am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/31/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals
by thechimpchapter / 12/31/2011 at 1:48am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by KrissyBearr / 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
- Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!"… Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled… Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir,…
- Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to… Today, my bike brakes failed as I was going downhill. I ended up running a light and hit a car at… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and he thrusted too fast. It caused him to come out of me…