About tannerianian : Hey I'm tanner! I love meeting new people. I scream/sing in a techno/electronic band and play ukulele guitar and keyboard as well as DJ and make dubstep. I love body mods my ears are an inch and I have my nose pierced and an industrial I plan to get more.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10649) - you deserved it (16407)
On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)
Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31997) - you deserved it (2490)
Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22471) - you deserved it (1577)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25084) - you deserved it (40492)
On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10856) - you deserved it (31290)
On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35917) - you deserved it (3355)
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
I agree, your life sucks (30555) - you deserved it (2593)
On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17208) - you deserved it (1424)
On 01/10/2012 at 12:25am - work - by jumbledgirl (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10453) - you deserved it (23085)
On 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15027) - you deserved it (1428)
On 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18633) - you deserved it (2802)
On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20741) - you deserved it (5937)
On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25336) - you deserved it (1684)
On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22289) - you deserved it (1891)
On 01/09/2012 at 4:08am - love - by rook - United States (Illinois)
Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8613) - you deserved it (21876)
On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
