About tannerianian : Hey I'm tanner! I love meeting new people. I scream/sing in a techno/electronic band and play ukulele guitar and keyboard as well as DJ and make dubstep. I love body mods my ears are an inch and I have my nose pierced and an industrial I plan to get more.
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by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Armagh) / Miscellaneous
Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 6:54am / Sweden / Kids
Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML
by Dani / 01/12/2012 at 5:35am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Nate / 01/12/2012 at 12:36am / United States / Love
by ThatOneGirl646 / 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
by Janie / 01/10/2012 at 12:52am / United States / Love
by jumbledgirl / 01/10/2012 at 12:25am / United States / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by mortifiedgrandchild / 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by catlady / 01/09/2012 at 11:56am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Love
by maruskasommers / 01/09/2012 at 4:39am / Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj) / Miscellaneous
by rook / 01/09/2012 at 4:08am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
by Tiana / 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…