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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1152
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About tannerianian : Hey I'm tanner! I love meeting new people. I scream/sing in a techno/electronic band and play ukulele guitar and keyboard as well as DJ and make dubstep. I love body mods my ears are an inch and I have my nose pierced and an industrial I plan to get more.

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Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

#18819143
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29069) - you deserved it (6690)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34798) - you deserved it (12237)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29518) - you deserved it (23426)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31851) - you deserved it (3389)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

#18812557
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33051) - you deserved it (3750)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

#18809719
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38144) - you deserved it (4315)

On 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm - health - by CantPublish - United States

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

#18807759
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39677) - you deserved it (3070)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39061) - you deserved it (2734)

On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24268) - you deserved it (3160)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42629) - you deserved it (3828)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

#18802490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26672) - you deserved it (8607)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML

#18798370
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18548) - you deserved it (13010)

On 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

#18795812
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36131) - you deserved it (2824)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:57pm - animals - by Jeslyn03 - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

#18793525
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28116) - you deserved it (3939)

On 01/13/2012 at 5:47am - intimacy - by doctorsandnurses (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML

#18790783
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15099) - you deserved it (25336)

On 01/12/2012 at 10:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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