About tannerianian : Hey I'm tanner! I love meeting new people. I scream/sing in a techno/electronic band and play ukulele guitar and keyboard as well as DJ and make dubstep. I love body mods my ears are an inch and I have my nose pierced and an industrial I plan to get more.
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Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
by geeklove / 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (North Carolina) / Geek
by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by involuntary waxing / 01/15/2012 at 4:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML
by CantPublish / 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm / United States / Health
Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by frownyface / 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by anonymous / 01/14/2012 at 6:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by shitttyyyday / 01/14/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
by haggisbowl / 01/14/2012 at 1:52am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Jeslyn03 / 01/13/2012 at 1:57pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Animals
Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
by doctorsandnurses / 01/13/2012 at 5:47am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 10:50pm / United States / Love
- Today, I work as a cashier at McDonalds. Some guy came in and ordered a $1.50 coffee and payed with… Today, my boyfriend was supposed to text me after he got back from his camping trip in the woods.… Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns…