About tannerianian : Hey I'm tanner! I love meeting new people. I scream/sing in a techno/electronic band and play ukulele guitar and keyboard as well as DJ and make dubstep. I love body mods my ears are an inch and I have my nose pierced and an industrial I plan to get more.
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by Anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 10:26am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/26/2012 at 6:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
by Benjamin / 01/25/2012 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Work
by talkingtoaretard / 01/25/2012 at 12:00am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by JellitonOctopus / 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by me / 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by jjs51 / 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Transportation
by Jeff G. / 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
by Ouch / 01/20/2012 at 7:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by sharky / 01/20/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by toothpaste / 01/19/2012 at 7:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by bad luck? / 01/19/2012 at 12:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
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