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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 February 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1947
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About tannerianian : Hey I'm tanner! I love meeting new people. I scream/sing in a techno/electronic band and play ukulele guitar and keyboard as well as DJ and make dubstep. I love body mods my ears are an inch and I have my nose pierced and an industrial I plan to get more.

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Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33299) - you deserved it (3737)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

#18924162
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37828) - you deserved it (2865)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37509) - you deserved it (2847)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37501) - you deserved it (3916)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37584) - you deserved it (7481)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

#18904057
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33964) - you deserved it (2904)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)

Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML

#18904031
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13154) - you deserved it (34490)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:00am - intimacy - by talkingtoaretard (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

#18903953
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31377) - you deserved it (2453)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

#18903193
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11171) - you deserved it (28846)

On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45225) - you deserved it (3704)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

#18883322
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37595) - you deserved it (5627)

On 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm - love - by Jeff G. - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

#18864460
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31475) - you deserved it (8946)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

#18862954
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11657) - you deserved it (44010)

On 01/20/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by sharky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30648) - you deserved it (2188)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41023) - you deserved it (2548)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)



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