About tannerianian : Hey I'm tanner! I love meeting new people. I scream/sing in a techno/electronic band and play ukulele guitar and keyboard as well as DJ and make dubstep. I love body mods my ears are an inch and I have my nose pierced and an industrial I plan to get more.
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Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend sang "happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembered the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by me - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Lilah - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went to an extended family reunion. I started chatting to my great grandpa, and he asked me what I do for a living. Before I could tell him I breed animals, my visibly drunk dad interrupted and slurred, "Oh, she jacks things off. Horses, pigs, just about anything, really." FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm - misc - by rapper in training (man) - United States
Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by tkr (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by Arniii - United States
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
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