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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 February 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1838
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About tannerianian : Hey I'm tanner! I love meeting new people. I scream/sing in a techno/electronic band and play ukulele guitar and keyboard as well as DJ and make dubstep. I love body mods my ears are an inch and I have my nose pierced and an industrial I plan to get more.

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Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML


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On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decided to look up what it is. He gave me a bible. FML


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On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML


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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

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