About tannerianian : Hey I'm tanner! I love meeting new people. I scream/sing in a techno/electronic band and play ukulele guitar and keyboard as well as DJ and make dubstep. I love body mods my ears are an inch and I have my nose pierced and an industrial I plan to get more.
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by 23yearoldtoddler / 05/18/2012 at 10:13am / United States / Kids
Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML
by ...... / 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm / United States / Health
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy
by Coykoi / 05/16/2012 at 10:19am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Love
by smh / 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by me / 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML
by karmafails / 05/01/2012 at 12:17pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
by Nice / 05/01/2012 at 9:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/18/2012 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
by Sadboy / 04/06/2012 at 10:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by CierraJordan / 03/14/2012 at 7:31am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 9:20am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
by Bellend / 02/21/2012 at 2:00am / United Kingdom / Transportation
- Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I… Today, I found out I was fired from the best job I ever had. It was 10 minutes before the end of my… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and he thrusted too fast. It caused him to come out of me…