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  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1991 (23 years)
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Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47184) - you deserved it (4986)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37579) - you deserved it (6651)

On 04/04/2013 at 2:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)



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