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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 October 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tanabanana13 : Multifarious half-Asian who looks white.

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Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML


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On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML


I agree, your life sucks (61943) - you deserved it (11936)

On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59744) - you deserved it (10520)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML


I agree, your life sucks (46185) - you deserved it (7060)

On 12/01/2012 at 9:54am - intimacy - by me. - United States

Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML


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On 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by nonbelieber (man) - United States (Colorado)

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