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  • Number of visits : 34
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Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

#20636386
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I agree, your life sucks (34774) - you deserved it (16131)

On 05/02/2013 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10374) - you deserved it (62822)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm - health - by anon - United States

Today, I tried to tell my best friend how wrong she is to be dating a married man, whose wife happens to be pregnant with their first child. Our talk ended with her calling me a "meddling, frigid bitch" and me being told this is why I can't get laid. FML

#20125357
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24749) - you deserved it (2329)

On 10/20/2012 at 2:50pm - misc - by Dillyduzit (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying "that's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML

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52 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

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On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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