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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML


I agree, your life sucks (41488) - you deserved it (7473)

On 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by seriously? - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49246) - you deserved it (8034)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got my two-year-old's Halloween costume in the mail. I tried it on him to make sure it fit. He loves it so much that he is now having a complete meltdown because he wants to go trick-or-treating. He doesn't understand we only go trick-or-treating on Halloween. 23 more days to go. FML

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49261) - you deserved it (6940)

On 10/06/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55450) - you deserved it (18024)

On 07/26/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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