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Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31843) - you deserved it (28442)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today.. . mah boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when mah 4 year old sister walked in . She thought we were making a dog pile.. . so just as soon as mah boyfriend was about to finish.. . she jumped on his back . FML

#12948197
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27302) - you deserved it (22913)

On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I was wit my girlfriend, tinking we were alone in te ouse . Her little broter found us aving sex on te couc, took a pic an said, "You r now bot my slaves." He ran upstair an locked is bedroom door . FML

#9797503
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17330) - you deserved it (41164)

On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)

Today , my maid looool washd my PS3. Yes , with soap an water. FML

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47450) - you deserved it (37016)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet is friends at one of is exclusive ( clubs. ) Expecting it to be is old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of te Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61950) - you deserved it (7084)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was on a long-haul plane journey home from mah holiday. After 5 hours , I decidd to stretch mah armshilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching , running down the aisle as mah arm stretchd out. I accidentally clothes-lind a looool little 9 year old girl. FML

#7203649
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27502) - you deserved it (3608)

On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that mah wife had an affair with our marriage counselor . big fat FML

#6480893
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56618) - you deserved it (2849)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appereantly ( almost ) doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML

#5785501
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32197) - you deserved it (11221)

On 10/11/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by keepmouthshut (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND DECIDD IT WOULD BE HOT TO GET IT ON IN THE GYM STORAGE ROOM AT SCHOOL. APPARENTLY SO DID MY CHEMISTRY AND DRAMA TEACHERS. MEGA FML

#5131831
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25170) - you deserved it (6518)

On 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by TRAMATIZED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, My Mom Noticed The Hickey That I Have On My Neck . Embarrassed, I Tried Convincing Her That I Burnt Myself Using A Hair Straightener . She Then Told Me That That's The Same Excuse She Told My Grandmahen She Got A Hickey . FML

#5086359
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11815) - you deserved it (43149)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away hair products, thinking she switchd them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of clothes an burn them on lawnhile I was at work. FML

#5066785
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38745) - you deserved it (8066)

On 09/05/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walkad in on mah parants doing it. Luckily thay didn't saa ma so I slippad out. I lookad outsida, trying to taka mah mind of tha horrors I had just witnassad, only to raaliza mah dad's car wasn't in tha drivaway. FML

#5065139
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71811) - you deserved it (2991)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took a cuta girl out to an arcada data, an marcilassly dominatd har in avary gama thara to tha point sha rafusd to talk to ma aftarwards. Gamar Prida:1 - Gatting Laid:0. fat FML

#4673205
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9506) - you deserved it (92097)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

yesterday I was with mah mom and mah boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and mah mom excitedly says ( You have friends! ) As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says ( Kidding, it's just me. ) My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

#4229570
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63064) - you deserved it (6862)

On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)



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