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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 December 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 223
  • Number of comments : 3
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tamannab97's favorite FMLs

Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

#21373013
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31438) - you deserved it (2650)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:23am - work - by musicteacher - United States (North Carolina)

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

#20582197
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47577) - you deserved it (4899)

On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyed, I turned around and ranted about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explained that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. FML

#20183504
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8524) - you deserved it (84850)

On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States



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