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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 December 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25142) - you deserved it (2865)

On 07/21/2015 at 2:15am - love - by UnfortunatelySingle (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31470) - you deserved it (2653)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:23am - work - by musicteacher - United States (North Carolina)

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML


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On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyed, I turned around and ranted about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explained that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. FML


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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States

Today, I told my dad that I have a very serious drinking problem and that I need to go to rehab because I can't stop on my own. He told me that I just need to make new friends and suggested I join a sorority. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33869) - you deserved it (6119)

On 09/24/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went for a jog. I had stopped at an intersection to let a car go by. The car stopped and the driver waved me on, so I started jogging again. After a few steps, I feel a sharp pain in my side, then wake up in the hospital. The driver 'accidentally' hit the gas. FML

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