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Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited... because as I came close to climaxing... I had a serious asthma attack and had toheeze 4 help. fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45920) - you deserved it (11257)

On 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried on a new perfume. Wen my boyfriend ugged me, e commented tat I smelled like is mom. I don't know wo was more surprised by te simultaneous bulge in is pants. FML

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