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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2155
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About talloctopus : I'm Awesome. And also a Whovian :]

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talloctopus's favorite FMLs

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've been seeing. Apparently he doesn't believe in condoms and took it off without my knowing; I didn't realize until after. When I asked him in horror why he would do such a thing, he said "I love you. I want you to have my child." It had been our second date. FML

by SoniaLovesYou / 08/09/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

by unsatisfied / 03/09/2009 at 2:15am / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

by damnit / 02/03/2009 at 5:47am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

by grreeatttt / 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML

by rindawg / 01/19/2009 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy