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talloctopus
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 664
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About talloctopus : I'm Awesome. And also a Whovian :]

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Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28977) - you deserved it (2730)

On 01/23/2010 at 10:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've been seeing. Apparently he doesn't believe in condoms and took it off without my knowing; I didn't realize until after. When I asked him in horror why he would do such a thing, he said "I love you. I want you to have my child." It had been our second date. FML

#4408300
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59466) - you deserved it (31755)

On 08/09/2009 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by SoniaLovesYou - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

#249390
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51797) - you deserved it (3728)

On 03/09/2009 at 2:15am - work - by unsatisfied (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

#5939
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28177) - you deserved it (10158)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:47am - love - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6279) - you deserved it (25068)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML

#1806
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28151) - you deserved it (5759)

On 01/19/2009 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by rindawg - United States (California)



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