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Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2011 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Kids
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Love
Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML
by iceman123432 / 09/02/2009 at 4:07pm / United States (Texas) / Work
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I put a sock on my dorm room door to get everyone to think I was getting laid. In truth, I'm… Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man… Today, I found out the unionized cleaning people that empty the garbage and clean the toilets make…