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Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on facebook called 'Guys who are proud of their girlfriends'. I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". FML
by FBfail / 02/28/2010 at 8:10am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Love
by aaalias34 / 02/26/2010 at 6:13am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/20/2010 at 8:59am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by tj85 / 02/17/2010 at 2:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
by caughttt / 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Love
by zzdug / 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone last night. He was hanging out with our mutual friend all night. She had been texting me all night about what great sex she was having. My boyfriend was the only person there besides her brother. FML
Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
by donkeyd / 02/05/2010 at 11:29am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
by anonymous / 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
by mairelys / 01/26/2010 at 1:56am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, 'don't get naked in front of the TV.' FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2010 at 12:28am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…