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by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 11:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 8:42pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML
by iprobablyhaveherpes / 10/20/2010 at 12:47am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 10:24am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 1:28am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by ohno / 09/14/2010 at 7:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by teacher / 08/31/2010 at 10:50am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
by FYouBoyfriend / 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by FML / 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by draegoncode / 07/26/2010 at 12:34am / Intimacy
by reckless / 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
by Lonely / 03/18/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 5:57am / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Intimacy
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
by Anonymous / 03/04/2010 at 12:15pm / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Love
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…