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by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
by WhatTheBleep / 04/09/2011 at 12:02am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2011 at 10:49pm / United States / Love
by ants9omarching / 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Transportation
by maddie! / 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
by JordanVilleneuve / 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 5:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML
by iheartnjdevils / 01/12/2011 at 2:42pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Intimacy
by unwed / 12/11/2010 at 1:56am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Username / 12/01/2010 at 2:04pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,… Today, I discovered that dogs can menstruate. Today, I also spent an hour scrubbing a 3-foot-long…