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Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
by Beantown girl / 10/30/2011 at 8:58pm / United States / Love
by Korisite / 10/30/2011 at 1:31am / United States / Intimacy
by stdpositivenow / 10/18/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Florida) / Health
by anonymous / 10/12/2011 at 2:11am / Canada / Love
Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML
by fmlfmlfml / 10/11/2011 at 10:22am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML
by Kayt / 10/03/2011 at 12:38am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/31/2011 at 10:23am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
by CashChamp20 / 08/17/2011 at 2:19am / United States / Love
by ashlyn / 08/06/2011 at 1:41am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Username / 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm / United States / Kids
by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
by McKenna / 07/16/2011 at 12:10am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by TheGoodTwin / 07/14/2011 at 11:53am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by crudofalife / 07/04/2011 at 5:42am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
by unknown / 06/15/2011 at 6:20am / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…