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by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML
by B / 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm / Netherlands / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Duplighost / 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm / United States / Intimacy
by bunnyluver4545 / 01/11/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
by eakthegeek / 01/10/2012 at 4:36am / United States / Intimacy
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by KrissyBearr / 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 12/08/2011 at 5:37am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by grannygirlfriend / 12/06/2011 at 12:13pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm / United States / Love
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm / United States / Kids
by Cat / 11/06/2011 at 11:43pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy