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Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with mah family as soon as we got on the highway . When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream . I had to sit next to mah grandma with semen all over mah thighs and boxers 4 the rest of the trip . FML
Today , I ad my wisdom teet pulled. Tere was a cyst biend one of tem , and te dentist decided to extract it - except te Novocaine didn't reac tat far back. I raised my and lyk tey said to do , and te dentist looked at me writing in pain and said , "No , your fine." big fat FML
I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shockd. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointd at me. FML
yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing looool her boobs against back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw fat friend rubbing his man boobs against back. FML
TODAY.. . AS BOYFRIEND WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT HE WAS NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH ANOTHER WOMAN NAMD JULIE.. . HE LOOKD ME IN THE EYE AN EXCLAIMD.. . "I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU.. . I LOVE U MORE THAN ANYTHING.. . JULIE" . FML
Friday 27 March 2015