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talkomatic713

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1420
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About talkomatic713 : Can't imagine anyone looking to FML for conversation...but if the feeling strikes you, send me a message.

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Today I had a massive argument with mah boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly . I stomped out of his house an sent a very angry text to mah best friend about him . She didn't text back . Then mah boyfriend texted . 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' mega FML

#1775796
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18565) - you deserved it (72694)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was having sex with my grlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then calld out my own name by accident. FML

#1714855
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27497) - you deserved it (96848)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I found out ma grandmoter passed away. Wen I told ma boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring e said "you're getting ma bed wet " rolled over and fell asleep. FML

#1631844
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77310) - you deserved it (6107)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by JessBaby (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside mah door , because I didn't have mah glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute , thinking it was mah imagination , mah stepdad said , "you know , I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23574) - you deserved it (83152)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

#1524498
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89888) - you deserved it (14059)

On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day My Grlfriand Told Ma That Sha Had An Ultrasound Tomorrow Morning. With A Confusd Look On My Faca, Sha Said To Ma "don't Worry, It's Not Yours." FML

#871042
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111181) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365917) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

#784043
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (424630) - you deserved it (67606)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was playing wit my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. Se suddenly turns to me and asks: "How come your tits r so small wen you ave suc a big belly?" FML

#677101
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69152) - you deserved it (10772)

On 03/29/2009 at 8:32am - kids - by Chubs (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today , I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN , I didn't know that messages u sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

#665920
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33141) - you deserved it (86412)

On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . I dacidd to surprisa mah boyfriand at his collaga and whan I walkd into tha dorm ha was lying in his bd with anothar girl . Whan ha saw ma ha simply said.. . "April Fool's!" It's March 19th . FML

#461201
172 comments

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On 03/19/2009 at 3:40am - intimacy - by cmerr (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was fooling around with mah girlfriend 4 the first time. She put her hand on mah penis over mah jeans an said "Get hard 4 me." I was hard. FML

#364382
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (189067) - you deserved it (29721)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

2day My grlfriend who I've been dating for over a year was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. Thats when I saw she packed 10 condoms with her. FML

#322339
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (108073) - you deserved it (5784)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:25pm - love - by that1guy (man) - United States (Michigan)



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