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talk2sachinkumar

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 November 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 46
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to spend my last $50 on gas, since I get paid in 5 days. I paid for the gas and stepped into the restroom briefly. I came out, only to discover that the attendant had put the gas on the wrong pump, and someone had used it for themselves. My tank is empty. FML

Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML

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On 06/01/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by anikah (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML

Today, a customer threw his hot coffee all over me, because it was taking "too long" for their credit card to be approved. FML



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