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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I got pulled into a conversation about my 62 year old boss's new breast implants. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 10:36pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by John (man) - Saint Lucia
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by LesToiliettes - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)
Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 10:42pm - health - by Anon - United States
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm - kids - by futuremum (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a women asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I thought I was going to my doctor for a yearly check-up. My father had actually tricked me into therapy. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 9:50pm - health - by nazooer - United States
Today, I saw an article about how some people think internet access is more important than sex. I asked my boyfriend which he thought was more important. He chose internet access. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by justwow (woman) - United States (Maryland)
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