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taleric2

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

#19385942
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23508) - you deserved it (2834)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:32am - work - by Kristat (woman) - United States

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32640) - you deserved it (2404)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML

#19384586
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23885) - you deserved it (1647)

On 03/31/2012 at 9:00pm - work - by Bashit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML

#19380667
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23777) - you deserved it (1967)

On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML

#19376028
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15189) - you deserved it (12107)

On 03/30/2012 at 12:44pm - misc - by dannyboy (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML

#19374122
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17648) - you deserved it (4436)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by Anon (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I gave myself paper cuts on the sides of my mouth while licking the cover of a pudding cup. FML

Today, I was talking about phobias and anxiety disorders in psychology class. I nearly had a panic attack because I was worried that someone might realize I suffer from them. FML

#19370577
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20897) - you deserved it (3501)

On 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm - work - by nicoleee - United States

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

#19369519
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19799) - you deserved it (1799)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:42am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

#19367861
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23410) - you deserved it (2403)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Jayne - United States

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24412) - you deserved it (1778)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

#19366084
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20959) - you deserved it (1551)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by deadgrass (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

#19363371
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8900) - you deserved it (25163)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML

#19357062
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25226) - you deserved it (4308)

On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

#19355965
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19507) - you deserved it (3227)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)



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