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by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 5:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by disappointed / 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Smoothskin / 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/13/2013 at 9:47am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my brother called me, asking if I could help him do his taxes. Since he's a high school and college dropout, I thought all I had to do was a 1040EZ. No, last year he made more than twice what I earn, through self-employment. I have two Master's degrees and work at Burger King. FML
by tax-man / 03/01/2013 at 9:35pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by BabyG2222 / 09/29/2012 at 5:14am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by gonavybeatarmy / 05/31/2012 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by polimeros / 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm / Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga) / Intimacy
by Disgruntled / 04/18/2012 at 3:49am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by clumbsy_at_best / 07/16/2011 at 9:11am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by pleasestop / 06/11/2011 at 4:48am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…