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takemytrollz
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 285
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About takemytrollz : they see me trollin, they hatin.

message me if you want, I'm pretty easy to talk to if you need a friend. Just d0n'7 74lk l1k3 7h1s and we'll be cool.

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Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39761) - you deserved it (3149)

On 08/21/2010 at 1:25pm - misc - by puppielover - United States

Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30876) - you deserved it (2747)

On 08/09/2010 at 2:18am - intimacy - by SleeplessInSoCal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30876) - you deserved it (2747)

On 08/09/2010 at 2:18am - intimacy - by SleeplessInSoCal (woman) - United States (California)



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