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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 August 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 373
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27911) - you deserved it (2780)

On 09/30/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by hihaay - United States

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50647) - you deserved it (3880)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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