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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 November 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 248
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About taintlangd0n : I'm Morgan, I'm fifteen, and in a relationship.(; I also reply slow as fuck, like twenty days later, so yeah. Sorry not sorry.

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