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tacosntonic
  • Town/Country : Albany, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 May 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 116
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About tacosntonic : Typing a fast info, ha. ok, now what... friends: Hope Timmy Emily Natashi and lost more but I don't feel like typing a lot. My saying: love is like a Venus flytrap it may look pretty but in the end it fucking bites your head off and leaves you lifeless.
fuzzieduckiefred: keep going! pleaseeeeee!
tacosntonic: .......
fuzzieduckiefred: that came out wrong. keep watching the movie.
Jesse Marie was here on May 14, 2009 and he's a hottie :) Jesse Marie is hotter than you and you're fuxxxing jealous :)..... Jesse's sexy.
I big scary monster. Rawr.
No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Death to all juice

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Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7592) - you deserved it (34847)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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