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Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5510) - you deserved it (34644)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by stupidity (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (8829)

On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21571) - you deserved it (250704)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by MgmEboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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