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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5491
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About tacojauns : I love Animations, Cartoons, Newgrounds, YouTube, Kenny Vs. Spenny(TV Show), Music (Ska, Oldies and Punk are my favorite) and other things like snowmobiling, motorcycleing, hunting, paintball, gambling, Texas Hold 'em etc... message me about anything if you'd like I get board at work! I'm a regular on this site maybe not a regular commenter but I'm on here pretty much daily P.S. sometimes I write good comment sometime bad most of my comments are sarcastic. oh well

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Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28813) - you deserved it (27864)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19509) - you deserved it (7010)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

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