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tacohead411

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Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

#4651060
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46737) - you deserved it (4607)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy !! I actd all cool and startd doing a sexy hair flip !! On the way back up from mah hair flip I hit mah head on a cellphone stand !! FML

#4203484
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8421) - you deserved it (54084)

On 08/01/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me an hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground an looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumb up with a smile on her face. mega FML

#3971516
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51221) - you deserved it (3927)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - kids - by bbbkingsey (man) - United States (Florida)

Today hile backpacking in Switzerland I had mah camera stolen. Not only does this have photos of mah entire trip but the pictures I took fir mah best friend's wedding. I was the only photographer of her elopement. FML

#3828649
91 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by pissedinSwiss (woman) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today , I got furter wit a guy tan I've ever before!! By tat , I mean I got is pone number!! mega FML

#3575019
180 comments

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On 07/08/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by stupiddddddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, it's mah brthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The frst one was mah fiancé, saying he wantd his ring back. The second one was mah best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with mah fiancé fir the past three months. The thrd was the dentist's office singing me a happy brthday. FML

#1930337
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (374710) - you deserved it (19026)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (439699) - you deserved it (60228)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)



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