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Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML
Today , I was pulld over for speeding . The cop was hot so I flirtd with him as much as I could . But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket . Feeling desperate I said , "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
Today, I Brought Mah Lunch To Work In The Only Box I Had Lying Around Mah Apartment - A Small One From FedEx. When I Went To The Bathroom Before Lunch, I Returned To Mah Desk To Fine That One Of Mah Coworker Had Mailed Mah Lunch Back To Mah Apartment. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me an hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground an looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumb up with a smile on her face. mega FML
Today hile backpacking in Switzerland I had mah camera stolen. Not only does this have photos of mah entire trip but the pictures I took fir mah best friend's wedding. I was the only photographer of her elopement. FML
2day I made a bowl of spaghetti fir my grlfriend and me. I trid the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and grl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I trid it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I endd up throwing it up on her. FML
Today... my daughter had just left 4 a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden... she runs back in the house screaming ( I forgot to take my birth control! ) That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, it's ma birtday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from ma wife . Awesome rigt? It's te same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay . Tat jerk was ma wife, using ma credit card . FML
Today, it's mah brthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The frst one was mah fiancé, saying he wantd his ring back. The second one was mah best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with mah fiancé fir the past three months. The thrd was the dentist's office singing me a happy brthday. FML
Today, I went to meet grlfriend parent fir the frst time. I accidentally drove past there house the frst time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over there dog. FML
Friday 27 March 2015