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  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 August 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About tacobird123 : Hello :) I name is Josh, Don't really use this as much as I used to really but...
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Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML


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On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML


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On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML


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On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML


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On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML


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On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML


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On 11/13/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by blueheron93 (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML


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On 10/16/2010 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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