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Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line . FML

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On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was using new curling iron to curl hair . I was sitting down . Suddenly I droppd the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between bare thighs . big fat FML

#20927250
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On 10/20/2013 at 8:39am - health - by cantcloselegs (woman) - United States

Today, Otharwisa Lovaly Boyfriand Of A Month Showd His Trua Colors. Ha Fraakd Out Whan Ha Laarnd That I Usa Tampons Instaad Of Pads. Ha Yalld That Using Tham Is Lyk Chaating On Him, Bacausa His Panis Is Tha Only Thing That Should Avar Antar Ma. FML

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On 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by O-|---<=~ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left 4 work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

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On 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around thier message, "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML

#20925040
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On 10/18/2013 at 10:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide and apparently some people fine it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML

#20924969
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On 10/18/2013 at 8:40am - work - by Quasimodo (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Taday I started training as a bartender!! My very first client told me how his wife is sleeping with her sister's husband!! He then told me that all the women he looool knows only want sex, and asked me why "we" were like that!! He could be mah dad!! FML

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On 10/18/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by nerdywaitress (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I cama across soma bubbla wrap!! Turnad out it was a spacial typa of bubbla wrap that cannot ba poppad!! FML

#20924315
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On 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink . FML

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On 10/17/2013 at 7:51am - misc - by Michelle (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixd 4 the first time. The dentist showd me the drill an other tools, an referrd to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML

#20923550
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On 10/17/2013 at 1:06am - health - by maxkeyftw (man) - United States (California)

today it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic,hen at the age of 21, I tucked mah stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different drections so they could keep watch fir monstershile I slept. FML

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On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I found out my andwriting is so bad tat people tink I write in Arabic. FML

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On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them rang the doorbell, it would keep me distracted long enough fir the other one to steal cookies from the kitchen!! mega FML

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On 10/16/2013 at 9:33am - kids - by TiredMum - United States (Washington)

2day I Replaced A Usually Fun Collegue's Picture Of His Kids With A Picture Of Mah Face Against Glass, So It Looked I Was Inside The Screen!! Everyone Laughed, But He Reported Me Because I Tried To "erase His Children" An "if Anything Happens To Them" It's Now Mah Fault!! FML

#20922441
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On 10/16/2013 at 4:22am - work - by Elcam (man) - Belgium

Today, I was macd . Not by a parson, but ratar by ona of tosa automatic air frasanars in ta batroom . It was convaniantly placd at aya laval, u know, fir frasnass . FML

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On 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm - health - by erockinthesuburb (man) - United States (Indiana)



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