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tackblog's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43137) - you deserved it (8225)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

#18159887
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14950) - you deserved it (35843)

On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my doctor told me that the reason I'm losing my eyesight is because I'm straining my eyes, and that the best thing for me to do is to limit my time in front of computers. I spent years in college to get my current job which involves sitting in front of computers. FML

#18111169
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28447) - you deserved it (2610)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:31pm - health - by comedybreak - United States (California)

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML

#18105886
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31419) - you deserved it (3323)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was pulled over for going the wrong way on a closed highway. The construction signs pointed me in that direction, and the cop agreed that they should be fixed. Did it stop him from giving me a ticket anyway? Nope. FML

#18096005
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34940) - you deserved it (2648)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by ashleyyyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

#18004959
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69724) - you deserved it (4225)

On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML

#17986528
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31028) - you deserved it (11297)

On 10/15/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by dak-rod423 (man) - United States (California)

Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

#17984134
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32983) - you deserved it (6437)

On 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by myasshurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML

#17981728
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36114) - you deserved it (2386)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:09am - health - by Nixontones - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30880) - you deserved it (11742)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML

#17948553
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38807) - you deserved it (6216)

On 10/10/2011 at 12:04am - money - by cc - United States (Montana)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

#17911621
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28897) - you deserved it (21611)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

#17889211
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28349) - you deserved it (7695)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:14pm - love - by bastard magnet - United States (California)

Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML

#17834355
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33319) - you deserved it (2950)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm - work - by Chan - United States (Virginia)

 Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

#17793249
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45874) - you deserved it (2736)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)



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