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by Sunny / 09/18/2013 at 6:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anon / 09/18/2013 at 1:48pm / United Kingdom / Work
Today, the Internet wasn't working. One girl decided to try to diagnose the problem. It said to connect the Ethernet cable. She started making fun of the computer for spelling "Internet" wrong. I'm graduating with this idiot in less than a month. FML
by Anonymous / 09/18/2013 at 10:57am / United States / Work
Today, I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall. The box exploded in my backpack. Not only did I lose all my soymilk, I now have replace my $120 calculator. FML
by Stupid / 09/18/2013 at 4:46am / United States (Missouri) / Money
by BeautifulChaos27 / 09/17/2013 at 7:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
Today, after getting back from a year-long world trip, I nearly fell on my knees and cried when I saw boxes of Twinkies at my local gas station. Finding out they were back was the highlight of the year. FML
by AwkwardPartyBear / 09/17/2013 at 5:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/17/2013 at 1:52pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/17/2013 at 10:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML
by fired / 09/17/2013 at 12:36am / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML
by meganmagee / 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Kit / 09/16/2013 at 7:09am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love
by Oh hells no / 09/16/2013 at 3:26am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
by chestycough / 09/16/2013 at 12:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by alexbrooke / 09/15/2013 at 10:49pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared… Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state, country or city is and you would have… Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around…