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by Anonymous / 09/21/2013 at 12:07am / United States (Mississippi) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm / United States / Money
Today, I was struggling to move a large bookshelf downstairs. Mid-way down, the weight became too much for me and I desperately yelled to my dad for help. He stood at the top of the stairs and said, "Cash or broken bones. How much's it worth, son?" I'm now £50 poorer. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 6:20pm / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Money
by hoolagirl4422 / 09/20/2013 at 7:23am / Hong Kong / Love
by drunkenloser / 09/20/2013 at 3:22am / United States / Health
by wat / 09/20/2013 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML
by Jamie / 09/19/2013 at 8:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by ughreally / 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, the water went out at my house, so I resorted to taking some stuff and showering at my old dorm instead. While in the shower, I realized I'd stupidly forgotten to bring a towel with me. I had to spend ages drying my whole body with tiny paper towels instead. FML
by Schizomaniac / 09/19/2013 at 3:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/19/2013 at 2:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was like trading your soul for soup. We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes. FML
by CapitolSouthSux / 09/19/2013 at 8:54am / United States / Transportation
by monkey / 09/19/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, my English teacher handed back my creative story assignment with a 74% on it. Apparently, she docked 10% because I had an unrealistic, overly dramatic plot line. That plot line was based on my life. FML
by Sua / 09/19/2013 at 2:15am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML
by ElizaZee / 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show… Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards,… Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would…
- Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…