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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 May 1994 (21 years)
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About tabby_ann : Heyyy I'm Tabby. I play rec. volleyball, swim and read. I'm a people person and I just love this site haha. :) Well message me haha :))

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Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML


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On 12/03/2011 at 6:23am - intimacy - by djkimmaz - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML


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On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML


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On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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