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tabby_ann
  • Town/Country : In Yo' Closet, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 67
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tabby_ann : Heyyy I'm Tabby. I play rec. volleyball, swim and read. I'm a people person and I just love this site haha. :) Well message me haha :))

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Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27631) - you deserved it (2459)

On 12/03/2011 at 6:23am - intimacy - by djkimmaz - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

#18417408
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26631) - you deserved it (4032)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

#18398754
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24542) - you deserved it (2859)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1008793) - you deserved it (80190)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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