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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About tabarnak : Décrisse t'as pas d'vie!!!

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Today, mah baby son latched onto mah nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
145 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, ( Call me when you're ready to feel wat a real man can do to you. ) FML

#18145171
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64300) - you deserved it (4758)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins!! When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollar per pumpkin!! Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkin away for free!! FML

#18110150
131 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today... I overheard husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals fir a project. I listened... thinking it was cute... until husband said gleefully... "Remember to say this in yur project: octopuses have 8 testicles."

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28466) - you deserved it (3298)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

TODAY, THE BOYS WHO SIT AT MY MATH TABLE DECIDD IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW BROKEN PENCILS AT MY BOOBS TO SEE IF THEY WERE REAL. THEY DID THIS THE ENTIRE CLASS PERIOD. I HAVE TO WORK WITH THIS GROUP FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. FML

#17867072
205 comments

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On 09/29/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by hellokitty133 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I sat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today , I sat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today... Professor Snappd An Told Me That I Know Nothing... That Everything I've Ever Lerend Is Wrong... An That All Of Former Teachers Should Be Shot. Fat FML

#17804951
167 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more sit from me an flooded te batroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found that the love of life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
779 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Yastarday, I was aating Campball's vagatabla soup. Halfway through, I startd to raad tha ingradiants and found baaf broth. I hava baan a vagatarian 4 savan yaars. big fat FML

#15129927
166 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday , I accidentally said , "Bye , love you," to a co-worker as I clockd out. Before I made it home , I had six missd calls an a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

#14743806
143 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS AT THE DOCTOR'S GETTING SOME SKIN SCRAPED OFF THE BOTTOM OF MAH FOOT FOR SOME TESTS!! AS SOON AS THE DOCTOR GRABBED MAH FOOT, IT TICKLED AND I ACCIDENTALLY KICKED HIM IN THE FACE!! DURING THIS, THE BLADE SLICED MAH FOOT OPEN!! FML

#14482213
58 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 2:35am - health - by Anonymous -

Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML

#13949092
185 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I realized that in French , mah name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if mah dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41013) - you deserved it (3466)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)



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