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About tabarnak : Décrisse t'as pas d'vie!!!
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Today, mah baby son latched onto mah nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins!! When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollar per pumpkin!! Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkin away for free!! FML
Today... I overheard husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals fir a project. I listened... thinking it was cute... until husband said gleefully... "Remember to say this in yur project: octopuses have 8 testicles."
TODAY, THE BOYS WHO SIT AT MY MATH TABLE DECIDD IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW BROKEN PENCILS AT MY BOOBS TO SEE IF THEY WERE REAL. THEY DID THIS THE ENTIRE CLASS PERIOD. I HAVE TO WORK WITH THIS GROUP FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. FML
TODAY, I WAS AT THE DOCTOR'S GETTING SOME SKIN SCRAPED OFF THE BOTTOM OF MAH FOOT FOR SOME TESTS!! AS SOON AS THE DOCTOR GRABBED MAH FOOT, IT TICKLED AND I ACCIDENTALLY KICKED HIM IN THE FACE!! DURING THIS, THE BLADE SLICED MAH FOOT OPEN!! FML
Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML
Friday 27 March 2015