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by hiccups / 11/03/2012 at 11:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
by bbbbb / 10/14/2012 at 1:29am / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by needtoscratch / 09/05/2012 at 10:06am / United States (Georgia) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/25/2012 at 12:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Silver_Samurai / 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm / Netherlands / Work
by batsu / 01/27/2012 at 1:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by stinkyhair / 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML
by scammed / 12/18/2011 at 12:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
by espylone / 12/17/2011 at 10:42am / France / Kids
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 2:56am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by O__o / 12/09/2011 at 1:43am / United States / Transportation
by mademoiselleaus / 12/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia / Work
Today, one of my classmates pointed out that our professor has a habit of sucking his teeth at the end of each sentence. I'd never noticed before. I can't concentrate anymore, all I can focus on is his weird teeth noise thing. FML
by taternuts / 11/26/2011 at 7:18am / Canada / Work
Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2011 at 12:20pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…