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szatka
  • Town/Country : Utica, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 January 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 342
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About szatka : I'm 21, I live life like a party in that it should never stop, I'm a chef, and I'm polish so I love my vodka!

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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28062) - you deserved it (14819)

On 08/24/2009 at 5:57am - intimacy - by Mattyboy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46236) - you deserved it (6119)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Arizona)



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