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symbiont04

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 81
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About symbiont04 : Just a dirty old man realizing my life isn't so bad.

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Today, my wicked mother has been with us for a week. She's already thrown away my daughter's favorite toy, broke my computer, scratched my oak table, stained my most expensive shirt, peed in our bed, and called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying for three months. FML

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39510) - you deserved it (6539)

On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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