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About syed121417 : Well, I'm a piece of work. Interpret that as you may, and have a nice day.

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Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48949) - you deserved it (9992)

On 01/19/2014 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38523) - you deserved it (10739)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:54pm - love - by Unfortunately Me (woman) - United States (California)

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