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Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML

#20166401
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I agree, your life sucks (27183) - you deserved it (5567)

On 11/17/2012 at 8:34am - love - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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On 10/23/2012 at 12:25am - kids - by Bratty son (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML

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On 09/13/2012 at 8:37am - misc - by Sprtsgeek13 - United States (Maine)



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